Toepincher? Now, I've heard of the famous Harley seat used on touring models from the late 70's to the early 80's called the "finger biter" - because if you were messing with it, and you messed with it wrong, you'd always find your finder skittering away from your hand in a arc of blood when the seat snapped down. Yup, many a biker got the nicknamed "stumpy" as a result of this horrible piece of design. Rumor has it the designer from Harley used to build torture devices for kinky couples in California but lost his job when this latest contraption took off not only the finger of it's intended victim - but while they were using it for a bit of kinky fun it did a full-bore Lena Bobbit on one poor, unsuspecting film producer who now pisses through a tube and only prowls the streets of LA way after midnight in a long limo that seems to appear out of the pier mist. ...after a heated argument, he got his Brothers wish & the man was removed from the Coffin & the Coffin could not be resold, so...when the Mortician brought it to America with him, he started renting this Coffin, along with other Coffin's that had some damage to them, to the Movie Studio's! I am told that this Coffin & other's were used in some of the Old Dracula Movies (now, I have over 300 Horror Movie's & yet to reconize my Coffin...lol). Now, you still with me? This "PUNK ROCKER" used to work for a Flower Store & made deliveries to this Mortuary where this Coffin was & one day he got to see this Coffin in person & asked the Mortician if he could buy it & the man agreed & this is how this Lil' Coffin made it to my Hack!" "This is my Story & I'm sticking to it"...LOL MORE>