Cold As It Gets
"They Only Come Out At Night" -
Have ya ever noticed that things seem way different by the glow of
headlights and flash bulbs? Kinda eerie, creepy...I decided to check out the
scoots by the light of the full moon and found some cool (and spooky) stuff.
Main Street was where the action was (big surprise) - this
year was no exception. My fave is the knuckle with the built-in Napa Parts
Counter cooling device.
You just never know where you're gonna run into Warren's
Best of Show. This year it was on the way in to the Rally in a little burg
The Rat's Hole Chopper Show at
the Full Throttle flat out rocked. Great bikes, boobs and tunes. Check it
|Ass (See Frozen):
Yeah, well, I dunno what the hell happened this year - but it was
Watch Rat's Hole Chopper Show Video
Most Frozen Ass - Seriously, we left Deadwood
one night and headed out to Lead. The digital thermometer on the
bank said 34 degrees.
Trying to Keep Ass from Freezing - I usually do this thing
where I only pack one t-shirt and then buy a shirt every day. I
bought long sleeves and sweats wherever I could find them.
Most Choppahs - The Rat's Hole Chopper Show was finally back
and they held it at the Full Throttle. Yeah buddy!
Strange Noises - Clankin' pipes as I pulled into the motel
meant some parking lot repair was in order. Tweaked one loose bolt
and I was good to go for the rest of the trip.
But...now I don't want to get off on this Indian Taco thing again, but
they were like $10 this year. What happened to the cheap food? What
happened to the cheap anything? We stopped at some gambling palace
in Deadwood: room rates normally $40 a night, $240 during rally
week. Gimme a break! More TV crews than I've ever seen - they should
make a regular cable show outta this event. Oh wait, look, on
Discovery channel, "Sturgis -The Series".
My opinion, I could be wrong, ya know.