I guess I can rant if I want to, it's my website - so for those of you who are easily offended - head out now.

There was a boatload of plain old dumbass crap that went on at Sturgis this year. Mostly, I just let it roll right off my back, but some of this was SO OUTSTANDING - I just have to comment.

First off, to the guy riding the ridiculous V-8 trike - look, man - if your bike is that big and your ass is that big, do you really need a sheepskin butt pad? I think not.

And what's with the cheese grater stuck on the ass-end of this oversized pipe? You got mice problems?