Honey, a word of advice - just because they make it in your size doesn't mean you should wear it. Cover that stuff up - there are adults drinking here, OK? Or lend some of that "extra love" to your skinny boyfriend - it looks like he could use it.

What is it with people painting their bikes to look like animals? It's not a horse or a cat or a cute puppy dog - it's a motorcycle for cryin' out loud. Don't you know your bike is tired of being laughed at by other bikes?