Look, I turned my bike into a fat-ass version of Darth Vader! What would posses you to do this to a nice innocent touring bike? And speaking of doing silly things to the back of your bike - what's wrong with good ol' taillights? Let's see  - if the eyes light up and his dayglo tongue pops out, I guess that's a left turn signal. This guy is always going to wonder why he keeps getting rear-ended.